Apologies for adding yet another off-subject post. I am one of those people who peruse the site mostly out of boredom to seek momentary entertainement, though I have in the past tried to meet people through CL, it has mostly resulted in a series of grotesque and fantastic misunderstandings. Can't remember how many times I have felt necessary to explain what "Platonic" means to folks met in that section ...
Nothing complicated just someone to enjoy Life with a Smile
Please send me a pic and make it a real one, Not into games!!
Not into one night stands! Must be Single!
It's so sad that even replies (yes, I have posted here in the past, and wouldn't ever again) are for the greater part from men who haven't even read one's ad properly...
i am authentic, honest, nice, kind and i have a big heart.
i love to share and get to know other people.
i am simple, quiet, lovely and a dreamer...
and i am shy when it comes to go talking to interesting men :#)
i'm just looking for a nice romantic guy ;)
i am 5'-8", brown hair, brown eyes.
i'm pretty, very feminine and i got curves!
So tell me a bit about yourself (and please, send a photo!) then we can go from there. Not looking for anything serious at the moment, but I'll be honest, a real sense of connection is kind of the holy grail, and one can't find it unless they look for it, even in the strangest places!
In all honesty, I'm fucking neurotic and moody and make bad decisions all the time. I'm intelligent enough to always be semi depressed, and ignorant enough to consider myself intelligent. I know nothing of politics outside of the Colbert Report and GQ magazine and constantly form opinions in spite of the general consensus. i use to be smart in highschool when I did nothing all day and still got A's but now that I'm in university I just feel stupid and lazy and undeservant and lucky. I hate both trendy liberal fucks, and frat boys. I would deem myself a hipster if I didn't hate those fuckers more than I hate people that say they like 'EVERY type of music'. I hate wife beaters and hard core feminists, I really just don't like extreme personality types and the self righteous. My life philosophy is generally 'don't be an asshole'.
I constantly misspell perhaps as prehaps.
Sometimes I smoke cigarettes because Bernardo Bertolucci made it look so cool on film and it reminds me of being 16.
Sometimes I stay in bed all day because I feel like this one LCD soundsystem song.
If you cant fall in love with the flaws of a person, you don't deserve to be in love. and you can't fall in love with all my better bits.
I have long legs, I laugh a lot, I love puppies and children, I can cross stitch, I use to play the piano, I sing in the shower, I listen to awesome music, I read books(not stupid books, mostly Agatha Christie novels, bukowski poetry, all those writers in the vein of David Foster Wallace, I can list off every single minor plot point or running gag in any episode of Arrested Development,
I'm kind of tall (5'8''), I like kissing, I don't ever blow dry my hair, I know how to do makeup on any rolling vehicle, I'm not squeamish about sex, I'm not very needy, I don't eat salad, I don't text very fast, I own cute underwear, I'm incredibly dancey and social when I'm drunk, I'm good with directions and mental math, I love my family eventhough I yell at them all the time, I make mix tapes, I'm non-religious but love to talk about the idea of god whenever I'm blitzed, I know all the up and coming brooklyn comedians, I'm not fat, I'm a good friend, I always say please and thank yous and sorrys,
I prefer Pinkerton to the Blue Album, New Pornographers to Broken Social Scene, Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama, Chocolate milkshakes to Vanilla ones, Colbert to Stewart, Colin Mochrie to Ryan Stiles, Goofas to Gallant.
and I still believe in love. Maybe not from a craigslist ad, but that's the big twist at the end of our romcom romance. You just have to Hugh Grant it out.
coo', if you made it all the way to here, well then write me. WRITE ME WRITE ME WRITE ME
write me a sonic love poem, write me a screen play, write me a haiku,
write me a normal email explaining your normal self. I am not above normalcy.
In fact, Id prefer some realism. I've only divvied up the name dropping and the pretensions
so I could force my way into that natalie portman shaped hole in your heart, I don't want to be your 6 feet mirror.
I actually hate being that idea of somebody that can save anybody else. I need saving too, lets why I'm doing this.
And by the act of submitting a craigslist posting, i've let myself be vulnerable to the idea of dating
in the post modern world. I've given up on conventionalism and all the principles
that hold my esteem in place. So karma, karma, karma, give back.
WHO AM I?:
I am a professional, independent woman looking for a wonderful man. I am a single white female, 5ft. 7inches tall, brown hair, brown eyes, 110 lbs., well-educated, spiritual, financially independent. I am kind, very romantic, very adventurous & well-traveled. I love to laugh and am a great cook. I love a good joke and have a great sense of humor. I love dogs and I speak fluent French, English & Spanish.
WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
A wonderful single man, at least 5’10, financially independent, cultured, intelligent. Must be a fun (a great sense of humor is important), smart gentleman for a real friendship, committed relationship. I want passion, a strong hand to hold mine as well as a strong mind. I want a great guy with a personality and interesting conversation. I am looking for a long term relationship, someone to cuddle with and watch a sunset by the lake. I am looking for an honest man who is open about himself and totally up front. I am up for meeting a great guy perhaps we could start with a walk or bike ride and see what happens.
WHAT I LOVE:
Adventure, traveling, boating, skiing, scuba, skating, hiking, biking, seadooing, snowmobiling, movies, restaurants, walks. I love the outdoors. I love walking on the frozen lake. I love romantic dinners, dancing, and having a great time. I love to laugh and I am passionate about life and want someone with a great heart. I also love to just stay home and watch a movie.
ARE YOU?:
Sincere and honest.
DO YOU WANT TO?:
Have fun and adventures with me. If you think so please drop me a note and we'll see what happens. You can be younger or a little older. A nice picture of you would be appreciated, and I will send one in return. Looking forward to meeting you.
WHAT I AM -- NOT -- LOOKING FOR:
I am not seeking to have encounters with as many people as possible. I can get that any place. No couch potatoes, no druggies, no perverts, no phonies, no married men or men in a relationship need reply. Please be honest about yourself.
Remember I am pretty new to this internet thing. Please give me a couple of days to get back to you.
I am looking for a 100% honest man. I am a 100% honest woman, I bet you didn't think that existed anymore.
Mr. Wonderful, I know you are out there, I'm extending out my hand perhaps you'll reach out for mine.
If you are interested, please send me a email.
Of course like everyone I have preference... I would like someone close to my age, single white guy, ready to move on (passé réglé), no skin and bones (because I'm not), someone who can speak French also would be a plus but not a must... Someone who can enjoy a simple day at home as much as a trip to New-York or Boston... Where, it could be fun to go to see a hochey game against the Canadiens (Yes! I do love hochey a little). Someone clean, financially secure (I'm not saying rich, that's two different things), independent, with a great smile and who's a great kisser...
Me! single white woman, 40 yo, brown hair and eyes, understanding, caring and loving person, yes I could loose some weight... but this is how I am now... My first language is French. I'm financially secure and independent... I do live quite far from Montreal but I don't mind travel or meet you half way...
Well if you are serious and you think you can be my ordinary man then please do response...
I am not asking you to write me a novel... but please do answer me with more than one line... :)
Let's start with a coffee (My preference... Tim Hortons)
***Le français est ma première langue certe, mais l'anglais prend une grande place dans ma vie aussi...
I am an attractive 50 something down to earth simple easy going female who enjoys the simple and finer things in life as well as both country and city living, although I really like being by the water, I also enjoy walking downtown.
I would like to meet someone to start off as friends, then see what develops after wards.
I am not here looking for one night stands or I am not here to play games, I am really serious, and would like to meet someone who feels the same way.
I am looking for ONE man ONLY for stimulating conversations , someone to laugh with, and someone to cry with.
I like to go out or stay home, to me it doesn't really matter what we do,as long as we're together and enjoy each others company is what really matters.
Oh ! and of course if the chemistry is right, Bingo...all the better for both of us, lol
I have a great sense of humor and love men who know how to laugh too. I don't care what you do, what you drive, what you look like, or how much money you have, as long as I can see beyond is what ""I really care about" (Sincerely)
So if you think you may be interested in getting to know me, lets chat and go for coffee. I promise I don't bite, well.... unless you want me to, lol
In order to get reply from me, it would be nice to see who I am talking to..so please send a recent picture of yourself, and a bit about yourself, and I will do the same.
I really hope this works, cuz if it doesn't I am turning myself over to the convent..lol
Have yourself a great day/evening, and the best of luck to all of you.
I’m close to 5’10, proportioned weight, short dark brown hair, hazel eyes, I’m very much a jeans & t-shirt kinda girl, got a few small tats, love music & 420 friendly.
I don’t care for materialistic or fake people!!
Please be under 30, HAVE A PIC (no private parts pls..) I do think physical attraction & chemistry counts as I’d like to meet someone who can have fun in & out of bed.
where is that motivated man that is quirky, likes to cook, is globally conscious, makes me laugh and kicks my ass at board games?
i haven't been looking at all since last february, so maybe i need to look up and realize that he exists.
please don't be old or creepy (if you need me to draw the creepy line, feel free to message the person below or above me)
no text message emails.
oh and spare me the penis shots, no dick jpegs please.
I just want to meet someone real, who wants a rad wife with great values. I want to start a family in the next couple of years and get hitched in vegas and move to hawaii. If that scares you, dont waste my time.
I want to be that girl who will change your life.
This is who I am, what I want and I am damn proud of the kind of lover and best friend in me. If you have what it takes, and feel we could genuinely get along...email or text me something nice,
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i love roadtrips, im into going and exploring new places, exhibitions, museums, small towns.. i like the outdoors, although i wouldnt say im into the super intense month long treks or anything like that, i like an array of music as long as its got a good beat..but i definitely love dancing to techno.
i wouldnt really consider myself a girly girl, but i like to dress up/makeup once in a while.. the majority of my time, i like to go au naturelle.. no makeup, sweats.. i enjoy quiet nights watching a movie (love horrors, internationals,dramas) curled up in a blanket, but i also love a crazy night out letting loose and drinking a bit too much wine :)
im a very sexual person so that is definetly important to me in a relationship, and i am very open to public displays of affection, but i also want someone who can hold an intellectual conversation about whatever (although politics and religion are not topics i really enjoy).
i hold a bachelors in psychology specialization, and a masters in counselling psychology, and i plan to go back to do some more courses. ive been single for almost a year now.. looking to meet that guy that i click with on all levels.
I like to go out and party, meet people, stay home and watch movies all weekend when it`s cold, travel, discover boho restaurants, talk crap, talk politics, sleep in on Sundays and like other people that are fairly laid back in their attitude towards life but have enough vigor to enjoy it!!
Mainly English speaking as I originally am from BC but my French is getting better!
More about me, attractive, blonde, ambitious and like the same from others - it excites me, but hey I`m also completely laid back, carefree and accepting of pretty much all situations that present themselves. I take care of my looks but there not a priority and shouldn`t be for you either, so long as your clean and healthy and a little bit of your own personal style!
A truly altruistic person is not looking for cash payment. If you are not, I suggest that you remove the "rich" from your ad --- perhaps substitute "poor" or simply "old and ugly". And nobody likes to be referred to as ugly, by the way.
and you are
-At least 5'7
-On the bigger/heavier side/normal side, not skinny. Need muscles for farming!
-Someone with a sense of humor
...then please respond to this ad because I want to know you
Serious responses only, I can smell fraud. Picture is a must !
*extra points if you play hockey*
What I'm looking for: taller than me (not really hard), attractive (yes looks count but dont be afraid to reply, you never know), fun to be around, and makes people laugh. If you want to get to know me send me a message and those with a pic will be getting mine. (I will reply to those who have pics more so than those who don't)
I am 5ft 2 ish, skinny, long brown hair, and dark brown eyes. I'm fun and I'm not one of those creepo girls that expect a relationship out of this (unless you really catch my attention, and spark my interest, but don't count on it) :) One thing I'll tell you is I'm very blunt, and I get straight to the point I don't beat around the bush. For those who think I'm a bitch, that's your opinion, and frankly I don't give a shit what you think so don't message me telling me I am, your wasting your time.
Please no endless messages either, even this one is dragging on too much. So hope to hear from you soon.
I'm looking for a guy who takes good care of himself (mentally and physically), is intelligent, tall, and fun to be around. Although I'm definitely not looking for an insta-boyfriend, I'm also not looking for a one-night stand.
I am 26 and located not too far from downtown. Blonde hair, green eyes, 5'5, average body. Employed full time. I love to travel, spend time with friends, going on road trips that were totally unexpected with lots of lack of planning, camping, shoppping, music, movies, going out for drinks or coffee. I dont really do clubs, but I dont mind going once in a while. I am very flexible, sometimes I like to spend some quiet time at home, but I am mostly on the go always trying to make the most of my days off.
I have pictures and will send one when I get yours.
You must:
be older than 24, but younger than 35
live in Montreal
be able to hold a decent conversation
have a good sense of humor and be able to handle sarcasm
love to travel
enjoy going out as well as spending a quiet evening at home
love music and movies
have some sense of fashion
be somewhat good looking (a picture of you is highly recommended as I will not reply if you don't send one.. Call me shallow whatever heh)
be comfortable with the idea that when I go to work I most likely have to leave town for a few days.
Im human, not perfect and I expect you to be the same way.
I am not married to my job, but I am dedicated to it. You feel the same way. You love to travel, and you want to retire early, or work abroad. You are passionate about learning and teaching, as am I, and learning languages and experiencing other cultures is your idea of a good time.You are involved with your community, helping to build relationships amongst people. If what I have written interests you and you see yourself in my description, please write to me.
i don't want to scary you showing too much attention/affection, but i hate mind games as part of my "hippie/vegan/ non-capitalist" style, just like to demonstrate what felling to do.
Oh, by the way; since i am at the "sexy" part of CL : I want to make you cum and feel in heaven, and yet, sleep really good,ps: i will find a position to cuddling better while sleeping with you ;)
I want to get to know a man, go out, date, get intimate maybe? It all depends on you.
I want a guy who's MINIMUM 25 ; 25 to 50 years old works for me.
I have a thing for exotic men, and of course a picture helps!
About me : Student, work too much, rationnal, very independent, travel a lot.
Stop attacking men for actually KNOWING what they want in a girl, for having faults themselves, or for having the nerve to complain or commune about the HORRIBLE and disappointing experiences they have dating.