Okay so I was going to write a whole fake ad like that, but the first sentence made me barf, and I don’t think I can go on. It was a lie, please leave now if you actually think I have DD's and want a playboy.
I am 22 however and also a girl, more specificaly a weird, sarcastic, pessimistic, coffee addicted, art loving, designer girl with schizophrenic musical tastes.
I enjoy walking in snow and making really inappropriate jokes, if done together even better. If you have no tolerance for stupid conversations about odd topics, or cringe at the thought of going to a museum….please leave now. Save us both the trouble and time it takes to write a response and to read said response.
I’m smart, funny, honest to the bone and a generally keen person. (yeah, I said keen)
What I’m looking for? A hybrid version of Jon Stewart, Iggy Pop, Capitain Picard and Patrick Watson.
Cheers!
- Location: Montreal
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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