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was it meant for the curly haired creature or the straight haired one?

we've met once before.

- the curly haired creature]]> 2009-11-24T16:10:43-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480881138.html text 2009-11-24T16:10:43-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480836440.html Too shy to ask ur name and number ... I was wearing a dark suit ... ]]> 2009-11-24T15:49:08-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480836440.html text 2009-11-24T15:49:08-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480799549.html
Thank you. I do want to be your friend, I'm actully sort of unsure of how to go about doing that. Yeah I know awkward, right?

Apologies if i hurt you, that was not intended.

It would be really nice if i was who you think i am and you we're who i think you are. If not we are both addressing the wrong people in this anonymous conversation.


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we were both charmingly absorbed in our work at the croissanterie yesterday, but definitely looked up a couple of times.
i feel like i see you around a lot....maybe we've even met? like at up yours-ish? ages ago?

let me know if you feel like exchanging tiny glances over coffee sometime....maybe this time we can sit at the same table....and not do homework.

xo]]> 2009-11-24T12:12:05-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480457791.html text 2009-11-24T12:12:05-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480432513.html 2009-11-24T11:58:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480432513.html text 2009-11-24T11:58:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480418002.html 2009-11-24T11:50:25-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480418002.html text 2009-11-24T11:50:25-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480379909.html 2009-11-24T11:29:18-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480379909.html text 2009-11-24T11:29:18-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480239077.html 2009-11-24T10:05:30-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480239077.html text 2009-11-24T10:05:30-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480243105.html 2009-11-24T10:04:55-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480243105.html text 2009-11-24T10:04:55-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480238662.html not sure if u will see this ... U booked an appointment to get my window replaced ... U sound great over the phone not sure if u noticed that I wanted to talk more with u or if you felt the same way ... Anyways I would like to hear from u :d]]> 2009-11-24T10:00:48-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480238662.html text 2009-11-24T10:00:48-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480144701.html XO]]> 2009-11-24T08:32:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480144701.html text 2009-11-24T08:32:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480061528.html 2009-11-24T03:42:18-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480061528.html text 2009-11-24T03:42:18-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480054571.html 2009-11-24T03:12:57-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480054571.html text 2009-11-24T03:12:57-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480053946.html
ALSO, THAT PLACE WAS STARTED BY A COOL ASS CHICK NAMED AD AND YOU GUYS TOTALLY STOLE THAT PLACE FROM HER. YOU ALL SUCK, I HATE YOU.]]> 2009-11-24T03:10:40-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480053946.html text 2009-11-24T03:10:40-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480047523.html Please let your buddy be, I like them a lot too and I mean no threat or harm towards you

Really, i'm not all that bad,so please just give me a chance.


]]> 2009-11-24T02:48:53-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480047523.html text 2009-11-24T02:48:53-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480018857.html Today is saw u at Inter-Marche on Jarry in St-Leo, we were the 2 guys and i was the shorter one.
I noticed u were driving a dark Civic and u have brown hair.
Just wanted to say that you are gorgeous.]]> 2009-11-24T01:36:41-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480018857.html text 2009-11-24T01:36:41-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480006136.html 2009-11-24T01:11:58-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1480006136.html text 2009-11-24T01:11:58-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479973923.html 2009-11-24T00:30:29-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479973923.html text 2009-11-24T00:30:29-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479962891.html More specificity might be nice.
There are many Jews in Montreal.
And many of them have crushes on the smallest girls.]]> 2009-11-24T00:07:15-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479962891.html text 2009-11-24T00:07:15-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479923434.html
I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS
AND THEN CUT YOU INTO PIECES
AND FEED YOU TO MY CATS WHO WILL THEN PUKE YOU IN THE TOILETS.

xx



]]> 2009-11-23T23:21:20-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479923434.html text 2009-11-23T23:21:20-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479894491.html 2009-11-23T22:53:03-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479894491.html text 2009-11-23T22:53:03-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479866688.html Perhaps you could tell me who you are and we can develop a signal system that implies various jokes. Example: touching my glasses means "The mustache just winked at me! I swear it just moved!"Then at least the last 2 classes (both of which he has described as "super sessions" - help us, non-racialized-concept-of-God!) won't be pure misery.

Were you in class today? I made a joke and like 3 people laughed.
*sigh*]]> 2009-11-23T22:25:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479866688.html text 2009-11-23T22:25:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479849918.html 2009-11-23T22:10:25-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479849918.html text 2009-11-23T22:10:25-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479842363.html i love you whoever you are.
...and i didnt think there was anyone with a sense of humour in that class...]]> 2009-11-23T22:04:51-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479842363.html text 2009-11-23T22:04:51-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479828900.html
Come on, there are tons of red headed women in Montreal, and plenty that are controlling -- probably as many as are not. Be specific or post in the rant section. Red hair isn't a descriptive factor that makes a lady say "that's me!"

If you're looking to get in contact with some woman you don't have the guts to seek out beyond the interwebs say more about her. If you are looking to bitch and complain, I believe there's a rants section.


]]> 2009-11-23T21:52:35-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479828900.html text 2009-11-23T21:52:35-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479747677.html 2009-11-23T20:46:43-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479747677.html text 2009-11-23T20:46:43-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479732111.html you, jew, don't know it yet, but i think you are lovely.
and a fool! you'll soon be gone, leaving me at this school with all these children...
talk to me. notice me. :(

- the smallest girl
]]> 2009-11-23T20:36:11-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479732111.html text 2009-11-23T20:36:11-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479717589.html Please correct the fields marked in red:]]> 2009-11-23T20:24:08-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479717589.html text 2009-11-23T20:24:08-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479692271.html You were really cute - those eyes certainly helped.

I was watching a movie in the same aisle.


I left because my computer died, and about an hour later, you were gone...

See you around? ]]> 2009-11-23T20:06:06-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479692271.html text 2009-11-23T20:06:06-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479609851.html 2009-11-23T19:34:07-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479609851.html text 2009-11-23T19:34:07-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479564228.html 2009-11-23T18:36:31-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479564228.html text 2009-11-23T18:36:31-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479555543.html 2009-11-23T18:30:18-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479555543.html text 2009-11-23T18:30:18-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479505482.html 2009-11-23T17:57:58-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479505482.html text 2009-11-23T17:57:58-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479376888.html
i get so shy when i am trying to order my chili off that guy. ]]> 2009-11-23T16:41:38-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479376888.html text 2009-11-23T16:41:38-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479365477.html 2009-11-23T16:34:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479365477.html text 2009-11-23T16:34:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479330716.html 2009-11-23T16:16:16-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479330716.html text 2009-11-23T16:16:16-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479331530.html 2009-11-23T16:15:58-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479331530.html text 2009-11-23T16:15:58-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479320446.html Or pump out coffee with such style
I'll take your sass over a phony smile hiding gritted teeth anyday
They're lining up for you baby, not the breakfast burrito





]]> 2009-11-23T16:09:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479320446.html text 2009-11-23T16:09:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479175399.html I think you noticed me but were to shy to hold eye contact. I thought you were really pretty and would love to take you for coffee or meet you discreetly
I was behind you online waiting to check out.]]> 2009-11-23T15:12:55-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479175399.html text 2009-11-23T15:12:55-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479188700.html 2009-11-23T15:08:15-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479188700.html text 2009-11-23T15:08:15-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479025810.html
espesh the lil postpunk one, I love him. I want him to shrink to the size of a koala and nibble on my ear like I'm eucalyptus.
But yeah, shitty service in general.
...I don't go very often...
not a big deal :/
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(*Deal canceled if you explain yourself by way of this ad)]]> 2009-11-23T13:36:58-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479021032.html text 2009-11-23T13:36:58-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479005239.html Me... the always reliable
I want you, and I can tell you want me too.
Make a move, you will be surprised...]]> 2009-11-23T13:29:53-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1479005239.html text 2009-11-23T13:29:53-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478982632.html
... qu'est-ce qui fait le plus mal? La douleur ou l'espoir?
Mon coeur tourne en rond.
Reviens mon Ange.
]]> 2009-11-23T13:19:24-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478982632.html text 2009-11-23T13:19:24-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478983745.html FYI, I'm gay-- So, this is one of those missed "friends" connections.
I thought you had such a lovely energy and you were one of the most beautiful people I danced with all night.
You came alone, and I introduced you to my friends. I reckon we go on a friend date.

Truly,
THE BOY WITH THE OBSCENE SLACKS.]]> 2009-11-23T13:19:06-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478983745.html text 2009-11-23T13:19:06-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478911620.html 2009-11-23T12:45:19-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478911620.html text 2009-11-23T12:45:19-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478776965.html
I think that what the other person was saying when asking for more details, was.....what was she wearing? Where did you see her? At what time? The day? How short/tall? What was the nature of your conversation, if you even had one.....? Just a few suggestions....]]> 2009-11-23T11:41:52-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478776965.html text 2009-11-23T11:41:52-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478635345.html 2009-11-23T10:23:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478635345.html text 2009-11-23T10:23:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478548983.html
Nobody wins. We are both players in a losing game.



P.S. ( In a darkened room, behind closed doors, I lose all control).]]> 2009-11-23T09:24:50-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478548983.html text 2009-11-23T09:24:50-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478455513.html
hope you like craigslist, otherwise, see you next week !]]> 2009-11-23T07:25:03-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478455513.html text 2009-11-23T07:25:03-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478402706.html you're really cute and would like to grab a bite with you sometime :)]]> 2009-11-23T03:12:54-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478402706.html text 2009-11-23T03:12:54-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478360562.html 2009-11-23T01:18:48-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478360562.html text 2009-11-23T01:18:48-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478359698.html 2009-11-23T01:17:14-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478359698.html text 2009-11-23T01:17:14-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478354176.html You had a one-piece sleeveless dress, boots, glasses, curly hair, and a necklace with a key pendant on it.
It was a fun night, but we didn't get each others' names or numbers. Hopefully now?]]> 2009-11-23T01:07:26-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478354176.html text 2009-11-23T01:07:26-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478352272.html
I don't know who told you that being an aggressive assailing asshole on Craigslist is really "cool"
or sweet revenge for not getting the devotional attention/bj you seem to think you deserve for your two dollar coffee

But i do know that its a good thing for you that you've kept yourself anonymous,
cause on behalf of your local coffee and service providers (and not just the individual you've publicly bashed),
you can take your allonge and go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day now.
xo
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you win at being a jerk. here, have an internets. have two, even.]]> 2009-11-23T00:40:57-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478337316.html text 2009-11-23T00:40:57-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478335974.html
I think I was also right about you being controlling. After all, it'd be much easier just to reply to my ad, but instead you go and place your own new one. Everything's got to be how you like it, doesn't it? ]]> 2009-11-23T00:37:20-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478335974.html text 2009-11-23T00:37:20-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478181125.html 2009-11-23T00:19:35-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478181125.html text 2009-11-23T00:19:35-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478319236.html
So before you click on the next ad that you might think is vaguely written for you:

I have an essay due tomorrow and I do not have access to JSTOR or EBSCOHOST because my school login will not work! If you have access to either of these things I would thank you ~*4eva. This little lady must make the grade.

Can you help me connect?

(It'd be pretty hot.)



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whenever you need me

Here I am. Always yours.

I don't have to put any extra's on it, like you obviously do.

Now , unless you want or need me... leave me the fuck alone so I can do what I do best.

I am not even going to blame you. Here , I fucked it up. It's my fault. I am responsible.

if its not enough, FUCK OFF. IM DOING MY BEST. THATS ALL I HAVE TO GIVE. AND I CAN HEAR YOU SAYING TOUCHE. ]]> 2009-11-22T23:46:07-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478298504.html text 2009-11-22T23:46:07-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478297884.html Got on the last metro with a friend... we were giggling like 2 year olds the whole time
you sat across (kindof), were alone (?), and kept staring over. what were you looking at?

:) ]]> 2009-11-22T23:45:27-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478297884.html text 2009-11-22T23:45:27-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478259275.html ]]> 2009-11-22T23:02:04-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478259275.html text 2009-11-22T23:02:04-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478253006.html 2009-11-22T22:55:46-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478253006.html text 2009-11-22T22:55:46-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478244963.html The only person who is full of crap is you and all your characters. You think I don't know? Come on!!!]]> 2009-11-22T22:46:31-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478244963.html text 2009-11-22T22:46:31-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478183979.html
]]> 2009-11-22T21:49:22-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478183979.html text 2009-11-22T21:49:22-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478178066.html 2009-11-22T21:44:21-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478178066.html text 2009-11-22T21:44:21-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478163367.html
I'd like to stick my head between your legs]]> 2009-11-22T21:31:10-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478163367.html text 2009-11-22T21:31:10-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478156500.html en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478156500.html text http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478153554.html
Of course I am chickenshit. You gave me every reason to be.]]> 2009-11-22T21:22:19-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478153554.html text 2009-11-22T21:22:19-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1478140532.html
You may always loose whenever you play
but one thing is for sure if you don't play you will definitly never win.

sometimes losing isn't that bad.......

if ya don't go for it you'll never know it.....i wonder which is better?




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or are you too CHICKENshit?]]> 2009-11-22T19:02:19-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477982268.html text 2009-11-22T19:02:19-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477972430.html You delivered food for me this week. You are dark skinned and always smilling. You are in your 20s and wear a cap.]]> 2009-11-22T18:54:21-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477972430.html text 2009-11-22T18:54:21-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477958945.html
I was with two Jamaican girls at the bar on Saturday night, and I noticed you were pretty cute. I think you had noticed me too, but we never managed to say anything to one another. Perhaps I'll go back next weekend, or to Bourbon...]]> 2009-11-22T18:43:32-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477958945.html text 2009-11-22T18:43:32-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477956820.html
and i don't want anyone else.

I don't wanna play this game I always lose.

fucking retarded.]]> 2009-11-22T18:42:13-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477956820.html text 2009-11-22T18:42:13-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477926926.html :(]]> 2009-11-22T18:18:10-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477926926.html text 2009-11-22T18:18:10-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477918866.html
*crosses fingers*]]> 2009-11-22T18:11:48-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477918866.html text 2009-11-22T18:11:48-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477887437.html 2009-11-22T17:47:52-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477887437.html text 2009-11-22T17:47:52-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477845654.html 2009-11-22T17:16:01-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477845654.html text 2009-11-22T17:16:01-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477809881.html
watermelon is dessert. ]]> 2009-11-22T16:49:07-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477809881.html text 2009-11-22T16:49:07-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477797713.html use cold water to get out blood stains ]]> 2009-11-22T16:40:16-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477797713.html text 2009-11-22T16:40:16-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477756327.html
I want to find you!!!! ]]> 2009-11-22T16:10:20-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477756327.html text 2009-11-22T16:10:20-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477749971.html Ya , so original

Me & all the girls!!!]]> 2009-11-22T16:05:14-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477749971.html text 2009-11-22T16:05:14-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477740931.html 2009-11-22T15:58:34-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477740931.html text 2009-11-22T15:58:34-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477698171.html Maybe we could do coffee or grab a drink? ]]> 2009-11-22T15:27:51-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477698171.html text 2009-11-22T15:27:51-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477686631.html 2009-11-22T15:19:35-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477686631.html text 2009-11-22T15:19:35-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477676904.html 2009-11-22T15:15:19-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477676904.html text 2009-11-22T15:15:19-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477636294.html 2009-11-22T14:44:40-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477636294.html text 2009-11-22T14:44:40-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477629475.html 2009-11-22T14:40:37-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477629475.html text 2009-11-22T14:40:37-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477621133.html i wanna riggity roll with you.]]> 2009-11-22T14:34:32-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477621133.html text 2009-11-22T14:34:32-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477590394.html 2009-11-22T14:13:47-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477590394.html text 2009-11-22T14:13:47-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477545012.html
We talked about this before so I know you don't want us to be more. At first I thought I'd be able to get over you and for a while it was becoming easier to deal with. But now I'm just back to square one and I don't think I'll ever shake this feeling... Of course like everyone you have your flaws but in my eyes you're just too damn perfect and each time we hang out I'm reminded of this. It's getting so fucking hard, knowing that what I need to be totally happy is right there in front of me yet completely out of reach. I guess this is my everest...

Thanks for last night ]]> 2009-11-22T13:44:09-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477545012.html text 2009-11-22T13:44:09-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477520719.html 2009-11-22T13:27:18-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477520719.html text 2009-11-22T13:27:18-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477308340.html
It just is.

I promise.]]> 2009-11-22T10:48:07-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477308340.html text 2009-11-22T10:48:07-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477238526.html 2009-11-22T09:40:48-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477238526.html text 2009-11-22T09:40:48-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477137605.html 2009-11-22T04:55:19-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477137605.html text 2009-11-22T04:55:19-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477128632.html
Doesn't matter who you are or for whom your words were really intended... Thanks... And you're no mere hairless ape, yourself... Ok, I'm drunk, gimme a break in the wit dept! ;p


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I sense that things are difficult and stressful for you right now. You will figure everything out though, as I have absolute faith in your abilities. If you ever need anything, anything at all, to help you through please ask me. As preoccupied as I may seem with my own struggles, I would drop everything if you ever needed me. I often indulge in my distress, but I am much stronger than I let myself seem to others. I am far from brilliant, and I doubt my opinions matter much to you, but in any case...
I completely believe in you. ]]> 2009-11-22T04:04:25-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477128632.html text 2009-11-22T04:04:25-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477128404.html 2009-11-22T04:02:44-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477128404.html text 2009-11-22T04:02:44-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477117535.html
I suppose it would be gauche to single out ladies (put your hand up!) so...

I hope everyone had as good a time as I did!


ps. H - if you ever want to fire-bomb some AA outlets, drop me a line. I hear orange juice and gasoline make good napalm!]]> 2009-11-22T03:14:19-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477117535.html text 2009-11-22T03:14:19-05:00 http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477111028.html
How is that person supposed to know they can always count on you if you don't let them know who you are?]]> 2009-11-22T02:50:35-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://montreal.craigslist.ca/mis/1477111028.html text 2009-11-22T02:50:35-05:00