I'm not into drinking and i'm more of a one on one kinda guy. I'm not really intersted to go out with you and a bunch of friends. Let's just meet in a public place and get to know each other over coffee or tea.. If this interests you, drop me an e-mail!
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And fyi... i'm so not a player at all, i'm actually the most normal person you will ever meet in your life.. I'm a straight shooter, and i tell it like it is...
To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle,
I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least. This is where things got crazy. I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse. I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death. WTF Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-**** o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that you're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.
Sincerely, Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.
Do most women have “ice in their veins”? How about a guy who is being “ever playful” and open to “random acts of silliness”? Hey a little playful teasing never hurts….does it?
How about some bold banter? Hmmm titillating but harmless where both of us can push the others’ buttons!
How about the 2 of us dancing? The lingering looks hmmm….I glance over at you and hold the gaze….is it intense and passionate enough for you? Did your heart just go “pitter patter” and skip a beat? Does it feel hot after you saw me glancing into your eyes?
So hey just be yourself – don’t be the classic clinger, the complainer, the worrywart or the doormat – it’s about “give and take” – relationships are about being able to compromise and working together.
If potentially this guy has tweaked your interest – don’t be shy! If you might be able to read the recipe below and add your own ingredients, or would like to add some “oomph” and spice things up a little – don’t be shy!
What this guy has “zero tolerance” for are females that play head games!
However if you would like to get to know more and are honest and sincere and know what it is you want I am sure you know what to do!
Main Ingredients: Non-negotiable
• believes in open communication - 2 way street
• has a sense of humor - does not mind random acts of silliness
• honesty - if your nose keeps getting longer like Pinocchio's as you weave your tangled web and tend to deceive others then this guy has no time for your drama
• has a zest 4 life - if your mentality is "your way or the highway" then I'll smile and wave after I "buckle up" and watch out for the pot holes (would not want to spill my coffee)
Food for thought -
• This 5'9" guy is anything but a typical westernized male and quite happy with being such
• He is opinionated, slightly stubborn, decent shape, slightly sarcastic, young at heart
• Daring, adventurous, likes a challenge
• Likes discussing hot-button topics in one breath and analyzing sarcastic humor the next
• I try to eat right and enjoy the outdoors (camping, fishing, hiking, horseback riding, sports, working out, photography)
• Hoping to grow along side someone in happiness - to slowly nurture a bond of trust and understanding
• late 30's, brown hair, hazel eyes, Tanned complexion
Additional Ingredients:
• Female (29 to 45 years), single mom ok
• Intelligent, witty, down 2 earth
• Not afraid to laugh at herself, feisty gal type
• Both a teacher and a student (use your imagination)
• Loves life, passionate & romantic
• Believes in equality and humanity
• Understands that a relationship takes work and commitment from both
Take a "leap of faith".
About me, I am 39, never married, no kids, a medium build, in decent shape but really not obsessive (I do alright, really!). I tend to be either working or around home, am an easy-going, casual guy, reasonably educated and knowledgeable, articulate, thoughtful, creative, etc. I can also clean-up really well if need be, but would rather be sporty than trendy more often than not. I don’t do the club scene either, though I love music and would love to get around to playing again for fun.
Looking for some quality responses here - serious replies only please!
Any-dang-way, i a bit of a geek really, but with a social life and a sense of fun. I'm a fairly interesting, fairly outspoken person with a good sense of humour. i love to just hang out at a pub, catch a movie, or just sit over a coffee and chat. I m pretty easy going, honest and I'm very open minded. I tend to get rather intense and serious about what I'm doing, but I'm something of a suck too, i still cry at the end of Braveheart or Schindlers list, and I'm a sucker for a good cuddle.
I am seeking a woman who is down to earth, can hold eye contact and a thought provoking convo. I talk a lot but I do listen as long as you dont have the game on. Yes, if there's a game at the cafe and they have the plasma screen on you will notice my attention shift, i get divided in two in which we will have to switch seats and i will have my back to the plasma screen.
I have a preference for a Woman who is seeking a partner who has ambition however I would like you to have goals and ambitions in your life as well. I would like you to be mature and articulate.
I dont do drugs and am not able to be with a smoker since I have a very acute sense of smell but also because my throat gets a really nefarious cough when around smokers. Having said that, if you happen to be a smoker but do want to work towards quitting then we can work through it, my father always taught me that anything is possible when you put your heart and soul to it.
Currently I am doing Grad studies at McGill and live downtown, I was born and raised here in Montreal however have resided in other countries and places. I am an artist and writer. I do photography and spoken word as well. I am very big on Graff art. I eat well and dress well. Depending on my mood I can be very GQ and other days I can be very American Eagle or something of the like.
I dont like to dress or think like the masses, I never wanted to follow what other people are doing in the world, I like to have my identity and my own way of doing things. I am all about debating and laughing so please have a warm smile.
you should also be:
in school or working towards a degree or something of the like
about me:
5'11''
brown eyes
curly hair
occasional facial stubbles
I'm not shy to be here, never did anything to be embarrassed from and I don't regret writing a post here. I might regret the time I lost though if I received no results and wasn't able to at least make a new friend.
I'm a down to earth guy, I've always respected women, had wonderful relations in the past and loved by everyone around. I'm honest, educated, mature and have a sense of humor. I enjoy going out to bars and just spend nice time over a pitcher of beer. I'm a good listener and I like to believe I make a great boyfriend. Maybe we could start off as friends and see how connected we are and whether we are attracted to each other physically (because let's admit it, physical attraction is important). I take my future seriously and I have it already planned. I'm in the process of starting an IT company and I'm also currently a student.
Here's the deal: I'm a young professional who happens to work a lot, who likes to go out, but who's not necessarily into the club scene, and who also happens to have the same friends for what...12 years now ?
So how do you meet new people exactly? Well, I thought I would give this a shot
I'd like to meet a charming young woman who likes movies, concerts, restaurants, museums, sports, road trips, tv and once in a while, good old fashion partying
Here's how I see it: We start with interesting conversations, we hang out once in a while if we feel chemistry and we just take it from there
I'm well grounded, I have a great sense of humour, I like to think I'm smart, open minded, and not judgmental
As for the cuteness part...well I never had any problems dating, but I might or might not be your type.
You'll have to write and make a genuine effort to get to know me to find out
Sooo, in closing, let's have fun and enjoy like we should, without too much expectations
Given the popularity of Twilight series, I think I'd have more luck in finding female company if I were a vampire. As it is, I'm just a regular guy, mid 30s, tall, medium build. Not rich, not gorgeous. Well educated. Good sense of humour.
I am most passionate about finding someone to share the rest of my life with and starting a family (not that this is going to happen over night, but I want to get the ball rolling). It is very important that we are in love and are best friends. I want to travel the world someday with my wife and family. I want to watch my children open Christmas gifts, and sit by the fire drinking hot chocolate with them. I want to have my wife love me as much as I love her, I want to be there for my wife and children when they need someone to talk with, or to help them with their problems. There are so many things I want to do in life, but I haven't found that special woman to do them with. I will cherish her when I find her.
Here's the deal: I'm a young professionnal who happens to work a lot, who likes to go out, but who's not necessarly into the club scene, and who also happens to have the same friends for what...12 years now ?
So how do you meet new people exactly? Well, I thought I would give this a shot
I'd like to meet a charming young woman who likes movies, concerts, restaurants, museums, sports, road trips, tv and once in a while, good old fashion partying
Here's how I see it: We start with interesting conversations, we hang out once in a while if we feel chemestry and we just take it from there
I'm well grounded, I have a great sense of humour, I like to think I'm smart, open minded, and not judgemental
As for the cuteness part...well I never had any problems dating, but I might or might not be your type.
You'll have to write and make a genuine effort to get to know me to find out
Sooo, in closing, let's have fun and enjoy like we should, without too much expectations
You will find me a very handsome man, polite, discreet, and respectfull but very sensual. I am a Taurus....What is your sign? I hope to read you real soon
So I am looking for a girl that does not drink and is against drugs as I am. I am a very simple guy who is easy to please and I am not picky. I love going for long walks, bike rides, going to museums, watching sunsets and the stars.
I am a dependable guy and a big kid at heart :) I promise to make ya laugh.
I am really looking for my true love and to settle down :)
So it's 3am or thereabouts, I'm alone in my room listening to Groove Salad.
I should be asleep, but a nap I took earlier has destroyed any hopes of a regular sleep schedule for me tonight.
I take this opportunity to write out on a pad of paper anything on my mind.
This desire to carry my thoughts to paper causes a surge of honesty in me.
You will bare witness.
I'm needy. I'm clingy. I have no self respect and I have shitty low self esteem.
You'd never guess at first glance mind you.
You'd never guess.
No one ever does.
There's a hint of it once you get to know me, which is why I'm so guarded.
So you never figure it out. I've managed to keep most people fooled.
But eventually, the girls always catch on.
I should really try to fix that, but I think there's a hole in me...a hole that no amount of self-work and positive reinforcement will ever fix.
I'm not drunk, just in one of my moods.
I don't have much of a spine either.
I let people walk all over me.
Why?
Fear.
Not fear of what they might do.
Fear of embarrassing myself in trying to put up a fight.
Like I'm somehow convinced that I'm not supposed to.
Like I'm not allowed. Like getting angry isn't a right of mine.
I have the right to remain silent and throw pity parties.
There's also my fear of what would happen if I did react.
This post isn't going to win anyone over, of this I'm certain.
But at least I'll get to vent.
Insatiable desire for fornication and inability to genuinely have intimacy with anyone, I'm a head case, but I hide it exceptionally well.
I have my quirks and eccentricities, but I like to think that that helps to make me a more...unique and wonderful creature.
I appreciate much of my past...of the past...any past.
Captain Nostalgia.
Where was I going with this?
Oh right, needy.
At some point, it became more important to be right than to be happy.
Because in being happy, I was always worried the bottom might fall out and I might realize I was fooling myself and then dealing with having been duped (or having duped myself) would be worse.
So I decided to try to be right. and Right I was... for a long time. until I wasn't anymore. And then I didn't know what to be.
Happiness might still be viable for me, but I fear that I still need constant validation to keep it up. I'm incredibly analytical and perceptive and can detect lies through a dozen different ways. So lying's out. Trying is out.
You have to want it. And I have to know it.
Why am I even doing this? Venting, right.
Well not just venting, I'm a hardcore, naive romantic and the idiot child in me is convinced that someone will somehow discern meaning in these late-night ramblings and find them endearing enough to write to me in hopes of supplying me with whatever my heart desires in ways of physical and emotional reciprocity.
I hide it all with a great veil of cynicism, my romantic naiveté I mean.
I should have a martini in one hand and a cigarette in the other or something.
Like Bogey in Casablanca...oh how cliché.
I don't even think Bogey drank a martini in that, think it was scotch or whiskey or...who god damned cares.
Not depressed, I'm just...melancholic?
I want more from life and I'm pissed off that my attempts at actually trying to change things for myself have resulted in things coming back to the same. time and again.
I am looking for a real special person..
I am 43 year old male attractive,of medium stature with all my hair bright,intelligent,charming,very playful personality,giving,
thoughtful,strong-willed,humble,warm , With A GOOD LOVING HEART INSIDE HIS SOUL... but most of all very SINCERE and HONEST.
If these are the attributes you quest in a man? Then please do reply and tell me a whole lot of yourself!
Im a 20 years old French (from france) student. im looking for just some fun or an actual relation if all goes well... Im tall 6'3,.
I really like all sports but My favorite sport is probably swimming. I like to try new things and keep things interesting. I drink and smoke(420) but only occasionally. I like going out to bars, parties, lounges etc but i also like staying home and just watching a movie or something i.
About me: I’m 42 years old, 5’11’’, average build, handsome, clean, charming (so I’ve been told), kind and very sensual. I can be discreet...and I can also be a friend.
About you: Attractive, DDD-free (Disease, Drug & Drama-free, for those who don’t know), preferably a non-smoker and preferably unattached. A sense of humor helps, but isn’t necessary.
I’ll only respond/send my full pic (yes, that’s me below) to e-mails with clear, viewable, recent pics attached.
I feel like a teenager, without the opportunities that school provides to meet eligible females.
Caught by surprise a year and a half ago with an unwanted and unexpected separation, I must admit that for the first time in my life I feel lost.
Working from home, I don't get the opportunity to meet any potential partners., yet I am pretty certain that there are plenty of women out there
who are in similar situations.
Anyway , enough whining, I am average height and weight, (5'8 170 lbs approximately). In pretty good shape and blessed with a very large ....
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Shame on you with dirty minds
If you're looking for someone with
"big" hair, I'm definitely NOT your guy.
Big Heart? That's me.
The Pic below isn't me . I prefer that we talk before we meet.
I believe that it helps to "know" a person a little bit before actually meeting.
If someone is interesting they look even better that you were hoping,
if they aren't interesting does it really matter?
A purely "physical" relationship does not appeal to me, and I hope not you either.
I am looking for a friend, first. A "girl friend" second. If there is going to be a "third"
we have to be able to enjoy spending time together outside the bedroom otherwise,
the "fun" stuff soon becomes a chore rather than a pleasure.
If you like scrabble, difficult crossword puzzles, movies, and have opinions on everything,
but also have the ability to see that there are two sides (or more) to most most issues please reply.
If you are "entrepreneurial, " run your own business, enjoy golf (playing, or willing to learn) read the occasional book
and your weight is proportionate to your height, we already have a lot in common.
Hit the reply button, won't you please?
If you care about money, more than people, If you love to receive, but give grudgingly -
If your dependent, but not dependable... don't waste your time, or mine.
And girls who wear plaid skirts once in a while and girls who wear chokers (is that the term?). I don’t know why. The skirts, I think, because they remind me of Irish pubs, and the chokers because, for some reason, I find them incredibly sexy. I think the draw attention to nice necks I guess.
I like women who can kick ass. Chicks who can, one day, get dressed up and have guys tripping over themselves and the next day go camping in the deep woods and fend for themselves amidst the bugs and grime. I would offer the word “versatile,” except it sounds odd when talking about a person.
Independent, classy, educated sharp-tongued and still capable of warmth and kindness. I like girls who drink too much and argue. Who always think they are right and are still humble enough to admit when they are wrong… Who talk with their hands, speak their minds and laugh with their entire bodies.
I could go on, forever probably, but I think I’ll stop there.
Have no one these qualities, have all of them. I don’t care. Just be awesome and make me smile just by existing. And like me, and I’ll be happy.
Loyalty, compassion and strength of character are, I think, the things I value most in the world, though they do have to compete with wit, dark humor, a fighting spirit and irony for my attention on any given day.
I consider myself a connoisseur of both dives and great beer, which sometimes causes feelings of ambiguity. Sarcastic banter is one of my favorite forms of entertainment, especially when paired with drinking good beer in a dive. I love books quite a lot, my favorite being Invisible Cities. I love the ocean and the expansive stillness I find in its presence.
I also hate many things passionately and unrepentantly. I loathe Dan Brown for example. In fact I loathe all bad writing and simplistic, teleological attempts to explain great art. And hipsters; hipsters bug me. Not so much because they are hipsters but because they seem to be, as a group, people that have confused the sign of a quality for the quality itself. They love, for example, the signs of authenticity at the expense of authenticity. And they wear tiny jeans, which I find unforgivable. I despise the notion of “fate” when it comes to matters of romance, as it seems to be nothing but a justification for people to treat each other with lazy indifference. "Love," I think, is a verb.
I’m 28, though not for much longer. I’m very well educated. I travel a lot for work, but when I’m home I have a lot of time that I like to spend with people I care about. I’m 5’11, short brownish-blondish hair, blue eyes and a beard. I have no idea what I look like to other people. I’ve heard good things and bad things over the years, so you’ll have to decide that for yourself. I don’t think anyone’s jaw drops at the sight of me or anything, but I’m a good squash player, I run 5K a few times a week, I’m strong and whatnot...
I’m a good cook, especially if you like coriander. I probably have a few other features too.
I have two great, contradictory aspirations in my life: one is to create something sedentary, a nexus for lack of a better word, a place that draws people together like Shakespeare and Company or something. The other is to push myself into the new, the different and the distant. Which is an overly elaborate way of saying that I have a home-seeking wanderlust.
I find it incredibly difficult to describe my ideal woman. I’m an idealist about many things, but when it comes to people I like individuals and not ideals. I’ve recently been watching the West Wing and have fallen in love with Janeane Garofalo’s character, but I’m not sure that that says about me. The most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life was Indian, but I completely lost the power of speech in her presence so I have no idea if she was even moderately interesting.
But I’m blathering. I apologize. What I mean to say is that I don’t have some preconceived notion about this... Be independent, kind, honest, of good character, capable of warmth, passionate about something, opinionated, considerate... While people with this list of qualities seem to be disturbingly rare, I don’t actually think it’s a lot to expect. Bonus points if you’re capable of both getting dressed up for the sake of it once in a while and spending a few days camping in the middle of nowhere, just for the hell of it, once in a while. I figure it’s good to have range.
Looks matter, obviously, though not overly so. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, true, but this eye isn’t so different than most peoples, though I think I appreciate things many people miss. But we can see if we can talk to each other before we get to playing chicken with e-mailed photos, as that is where the priority is.
Witty, sarcastic banter. I can’t stress that enough. I find it impossible to maintain any kind of relationship, romantic or otherwise, with people who don’t enjoy witty banter.
If you desire, I will move lower down your legs and massage them as well as your posterior. I will then move up your back and as my hands caress you, they will wait there as I search for a signal of what needs my attention next.
Do you want me to turn around and continue the massage? I could massage your forehead, the sides of your neck, the circles around your breasts, your breasts save for the nipples which I may get to later if you please, and then down to your stomach and thighs. Of course, I will continue to look for a signal from you. So I will check to see if your legs open in anticipation, inviting my fingers inside. Perhaps you would prefer my tongue as well? It's up to you. There is no pressure and I will do as you wish.
My pleasure is watching and feeling a woman thoroughly enjoy my touch and her sensuality. I am open to whatever type of massage you want. I do not ask for or need any reciprocation. My pleasure is your pleasure. I am there to take your stress away in whatever way works best for you.
You can wear a towel, bra and panties or nothing at all. Whatever works for you works for me. My tongue can explore every inch of you or just stay where it is. Again, that's your decision.
A good sexual appetite is very healthy and it would be nice to have a partner in crime to be open minded with, and perhaps even explore fantasies that in a traditional relationship you might shy away from even bringing up.
I'm a liberal, attractive professional with several interests including travel, food, world affairs, culture, clothing, sports. I'm not concerned with age, race or relationship status. If you're open minded and a bit adventurous, and want to spend some enjoyable time with someone without the hassles and drama of a serious relationship, then please get in touch.
Let's swap thoughts and ideas, and see where it goes...if you can also send a picture, that would be awesome.
Let me say that I'm a huge Habs fan and would love to meet a women who shares my passion for hockey. Maybe as a first date we can grab a beer and catch a game. If it doesn't click we can always enjoy the game :)
As for some of my other interests, I love good sci-fi, what can I say I'm kind of a geek. Currently I'm enjoying Stargate SG-1 and Battlestar Galactica. I also like to unwind from a hard days work by playing a good video game, helps take the stress off from a busy day. I like to keep active and participate in some recreational leagues for hockey and soccer too.
As for education, I have a bachelors degree from Concordia and I am currently contemplating returning to finish my masters.
Do NOT read this if:
1. You are not looking for a long term relationship.
2. You do not have a serious desire to be happy.
3. You are not willing to go to great lengths to find happiness.
4. You are easily offended by sarcasm, humor, profanity, etc..
I'm looking for someone to chat with and hopefully meet up with. I have to say that I'm sadly disappointed in the dating scene around here. We all think we've got it figured out. We think we know the opposite sex and what makes them tick. But, what I've come to realize is that the most important person we need to understand…is ourselves and what makes US tick. Too many of us are walking around trying to find someone to make them happy. Face it, if the Prozac ain't working, honey – neither will a hook-up from craig's or anybody else's list.
After reading CL for a short time I see that there are MANY more posts in the 'Casual Encounter' section than the M4W or W4M. When reading the CE section (yes, a guilty pleasure of mine) I see that it is filled with mostly unsatisfied, married men looking for a discrete fuck with some jamtart. I am very picky when it comes to women; I think every man has the right to be, though very few seem to exercise this right. I'm not going to say I've given up on finding someone… she's out there… I just refuse to settle. In the end I want to find my best friend. And, honestly, after reading CL, no matter how many more posts are in the CE section I see that there are still women out there looking for one special man. I may not be him, but he's out there. You may not
be her, but she's out there. Like they say, life isn't always about the destination…it's about the journey in getting there.
I can't speak for all men – I can only speak for myself. I know, for the most part, who I am and what I want. Along with that, I also know what I don't want. In the long run, when all is said and done, I just want to belong to something special. I want to think of you at random times in the day and it bring a smile to my face. I want to think of you when I'm out with the guys, but I'm not going to be a wiener and go home. I'm going to stay out and have a good time and either kiss you when I get home and pass out, have crazy drunk sex with you, call you to let you know that I got home ok or talk to you the next day about the awesome evening I had with the guys.
I don't mind a woman with a past…a 'been there, done that' kind of girl. Yep, the one who's had a one night stand(s). The one who fell for the wrong person and realized it too late. The one who said she was gonna be home at 1am and shows up at 4am shit-faced because she and the girls got into shots and ended up at the casino – she might even call for a ride home. We all need things like this…no, not all of them and not all the time. But, we're human and like to fuck up sometimes. And, sometimes we just want to know that our significant other is going to be there for us and we can relax and have a good time instead of watching the clock dreading the ass chewing we're gonna get when we get home (and if I look at my phone and there are 16 missed calls, that's ignorant…not cute and it's not concern so don't try that excuse). It's called trust…try it sometime.
I want someone to go to some random vegetable/fruit/animal/other strange object festival with me on a weekend just to try something different. Walk
around holding hands and laughing because we're at some National Squash Festival and we're the only ones not in overalls or deciding to check out early and go for a drive in the country. I might just pull over and ravish you in some random field or lean you against a tree and discretely lift your skirt…or we might just have a picnic and enjoy the local food. Someone basically willing to do anything at a moment's notice and likes to surprise me as well. I want someone to sit on the couch with me and watch a chick flick CSI, or Adult Swim on Cartoon Network(Family guy's the man, but Homer's kewl too). Do I expect a woman to be a mind reader and know what I'm in the mood for at that very minute? Fuck no…besides, how boring would that be?!?!
I would need someone that can appreciate my sense of humor and my quirks. I might walk down the street and make a complete ass of myself just to see how others react…either be willing to laugh or join. I might like to pretend I'm the Iron Chef or Emeril when I'm cooking. Oh, and I'm a sucker for theme parks. And, I'll drag you to comedy shows as often as you'll let me. There is no doubt I will crack you up…I crack myself up all the time.
I want to find a woman who is confident in who she is but isn't "in your face" about it. Someone that causes my friends to make fun of me because I'm a romantic and I just smile when they tease me about it...I smile because I know what romance does to a woman…and my friends have no clue. But you are definitely my lady.
A woman that agrees with everything I say is completely boring. I need someone who has her own ideas and opinion and isn't afraid to put me in my place. This might be rare for most men, but when I'm mad I might scream and yell a little…even call you a name or two. But, when it's over I'm not going to interrogate you and hold things over your head for years to come. When it's over…it's over. Let's make up and fuck already.
I would like to be able to say, and be honest about it,... that looks do not matter, beauty is only skin deep. beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah. The truth is, I must say, that looks do count to me. However, I also should add that since I've gotten older (4O for those that have read this far) the things that used to matter most to me in a mate, now carry much less weight. In the same token, the qualities I value most now, were at one time, not even a consideration. I am 5'9", 185 pounds, and fairly healthy with an athletic build. I've been told on more than one occasion (by women other than my mother) that I am a reasonably handsome guy. I am interested in a woman of substance who is KIND AND GIVING! and well, if your her you've probably figured it out by now.
What did I leave out? Oh yeah, you can't be afraid to say, "Fuck off, you're being an idiot". And, you can't mind that I drop the "f" word from time to time. I know when (and how) to be a gentleman…but I'm not going to be fake and say darnit all the time.
If you're still reading this you're either intrigued or trying to figure out upon which grounds you're going to flag me. I don't understand why this would be flagged...but, it never fails.
If any of this makes sense to you and you're interested…drop me a line
This "beautiful stranger" response to me, against her better judgment she remarked what I wrote touch her heart. No big deal. Would've been easy to forget, dismiss, delete, and move on. But instead I wrote her back.
Again, nothing much, just something little. But the little became more, and then the more soon became, well, pretty soon we were emailing back and forth like crazy. Pages. Long, short, funny, weird, and just full of some of the most unusual coincidences... things we saw, or thought, or heard, places we had been at the same time. We could have met, did we already meet?
No, but we figured out that there had probably been days in our past when we were no more than a few feet apart, missing each other because of... what? timing? luck? fate? We could have met in a number of places, but instead we met on on line.
Life is funny sometimes. I mean, on line! Never in a million years would I have ever predicted something like this. never.
But it was nothing short of amazing, and intense, and strange, and easy, and unique. Even when I wasn't writing her, I was writing her, in my head. I was looking around at girls in bars and restaurants and walking on the street wondering if she was there, if that was her.
That girl in the car stopped at the light? Ordering a drink at the bar? Eating that burger? Walking into that store? Looking at Cd's? Crossing the street? Was that her? It was crazy. I didn't know what she looked like. She could been anyone.
We never swapped pictures. Just stories, and thoughts, and words. Just us. And so we met finally of course at Barnes and Nobles coffee shot, each of us armed with a protective shield of friends. With too much coffee. and no picture, just a mental image and description. It was a disaster. The place was packed, and everyone looked like they were looking around looking for someone.
EVERYONE. They all seemed to fit her description. Dark hair, dark eyes, medium height. Every girl in this bar has dark hair; dark eyes, and is medium height. I called her on her cell (we had finally exchanged numbers a few days before but had barely spoken).
Where are you? I'm here, where are you? here, in the back. OK, I'm coming right now... And through the back walked three girls. There she was, in the middle, exactly liked she described - dark hair, dark eyes, medium. But nooooo, silly boy with too much coffee in him.
Seems dark hair is subjective - to me it means black, to others, its much more of a reddish brown. And what's medium when you're wearing 5 inch platform shoes! Yes, I was led astray, in my opinion, just wrong in hers, nevertheless, we managed to finally get it right.
I think back now and don't know how it could have ever been anyone else. In my mind it's been exactly a few months since she first wrote me. When I think about how we met the whole thing still seems so strange and unlikely. so unexpected.
We've kept all those emails. It's dorky. and romantic. Like having a transcript of your first date, that first amazing conversation you have when you fall in love with somebody. I think we're pretty lucky. I think I'm pretty lucky. On line personals. Who would have thought? Life is funny sometimes. Pretty great too. I love you baby. Help me make this dream true. Find me"
So many people keep asking ...why do I keep trying all the time. I tell them ...Can you think of anything more important? What do we work for? What do we strive for? What do we suffer for? What do we hope for? It's LOVE. To miss it will always be my greatest loss. I want you in my life..my beloved because without you, my life is never complete. I close my eyes and feel your presence with me, though your body is not here, I can feel your soul. It reaches out to me from across miles and miles of land. It calls to me...a longing ache...as if it is waiting for me to merge with it. You are all the special things in my life I have lost...from the simple to the hardest. When you read my words you are moved by them knowing they were written long before you knew me though you feel as if they were written for you, as if they were waiting for you to find them.
You have become the first thing I think of when I open my eyes and the last thing I see before I close them. I don't know what you look like, nor do I care. You are everything I love and desire all hidden away from my eyes. That is why
If you like to take things slow, I am definitely not the one for you, as I JUMP into relationships (I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND ON THIS) Yes, I know that this eliminates most women, but I am not looking for most women. I believe and feel strongly that it is well worth the wait for that one-in-a-million encounter. I will be rude and nasty with you if you waste my time because most people will respond with the intention of taking it slow. My approach is similar to the concept of a arrange marriage...except it is an arranged relationship.I rather get no email than emails from losers. I rather not go out on any dates than to sit across from someone and just fake it.
What i want is a on line connection that will spill over into real life and you click. The email and phone conversation will make us feel so connected that our first date will be a easy. There is no getting-to-know-each-other awkwardness because we already done that on line. I am not looking to date, or met for a coffee date or even chemistry date. I want to get into a serious relationship, and as such am not interested in players, CURIOSITY SEEKERS or WORKAHOLICS. If, however, you are serious and are longing for a normal, committed, drama-free relationship and eventual marriage, I would love to hear from you so.
BE PREPARED TO RECEIVE A LONG AND DETAIL EMAIL.
I am totally tired of the whole dating scene. The fake dinner, drinks and coffee date.
I just want to totally connect with someone real minus all the BS.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NUMBER BECAUSE I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A IM,
EMAIL OR CYBER-RELATIONSHIP.PLEASE NO ONE LINERS NO
The purpose of the Yoni Massage is to create a space for the woman to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much pleasure from her Yoni. I experience the joy of being of service and witnessing a special moment.
The goal is simply to pleasure and massage the Yoni/vagina. When orgasm occurs it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying.
You lie on your back with pillows under your head so you can look down at your genitals and up at me. A pillow, covered with a towel, is placed under your hips. Your legs are to be spread apart with the knees slightly bent (pillows or cushions under the knees will also help) and your genitals clearly exposed for the massage. I sit cross-legged between your legs. This position allows full access to the Yoni and other parts of the body. Before contacting the body, we begin with deep, relaxed breathing. You should remember to keep breathing deeply, slowly and with relaxation during the entire process.
I gently massage the legs, abdomen, thighs, breasts, etc., to get you to relax and to prepare for touching the Yoni. I pour a small quantity of oil on the mound of the Yoni. Just enough so that it drips down the outer lips and covers the outside of the Yoni.
I begin gently massaging the mound and outer lips of the Yoni. I spend some time here and do not rush. I gently squeeze the outer lip between the thumb and index finger, and slide up and down the entire length of each lip. I do the same thing to the inner lips of the Yoni/vagina.
You can massage your own breasts or just relax and continue breathing deeply. It is helpful for us to look into each other's eyes as much as possible. You can tell me if the pressure, speed, depth, etc., needs to be increased or decreased. We should limit our speaking and focus on the pleasurable sensations. (It is my experience that too much talking gets one out of their feelings and diminishes the effects.)
I gently stroke the clitoris with clockwise and counter-clockwise circles. I gently squeeze it between thumb and index fingers. You will undoubtedly become very aroused but I will continue to encourage you to just relax and breathe.
Leaning forward I burrow my head between your thighs. Licking all around the mound and outer lips of the Yoni, using the whole flat side of my tongue (like licking an ice- cream). My mouth and tongue penetrate the inner walls lapping towards the clitoris. Where, upon arrival at this âSacred Templeâ, I worship and pay homage as I stimulate, suck, blow, nibble and drink from its fountain.
Slowly and with great care, I insert the middle finger of my right hand into the Yoni (there is a reason for using the right hand as opposed to the left. It has to do with polarity in Tantra). I very gently explore and massage the inside of the Yoni/vagina with this finger. Taking my time, being gentle, and feel up, down and sideways. I vary the depth, speed and pressure. Remember, this is a massage and I am nurturing and relaxing the Yoni.
With my palm facing up, and the middle finger inside the Yoni, I move the middle finger in a "come here" gesture or crook back towards the palm. I will contact a spongy area of tissue just under the pubic bone, behind the clitoris. This is the G-spot or in Tantra, the sacred spot. You may feel as if you have to urinate or it may be painful or pleasurable. Again I vary the pressure, speed and pattern of movement. I move side to side, back and forth, and in circles with my middle finger. I can also insert the finger that's between the middle finger and pinky. Most women will enjoy the increased stimulation from two fingers. I will use the thumb of the right hand to stimulate the clitoris as well.
An option to try is to insert the pinky of the right hand into the anus. (In Tantra, it is said that when your pinky is in her anus, the next finger and middle finger in her Yoni/vagina, and your thumb on her clitoris, "You are holding one of the mysteries of the universe in your hand.")
So, what is my left hand doing all this time? I can use it to massage the breasts, abdomen, or clitoris. The dual stimulation of right and left hands will provide much pleasure for the woman. I continue massaging, trying different speeds, pressures and motions. We keep breathing and looking into each other's eyes.
When you are ready to orgasm, keep breathing deeply, I will continue massaging. More orgasms may occur, each gaining in intensity. In Tantra this is called "riding the wave." Many women can learn how to be multi-orgasmic with the Yoni Massage and a very patient partner.
I will keep massaging until you tell me to stop. Very slowly, gently, and with respect, I will remove my hands. Allowing you to just lay there and enjoy the afterglow of the Yoni massage. Through the Yoni Massage your sex life will be greatly enriched and you will learn a great deal about feminine sexuality.
Please send a brief description about yourself and your pic -- g-rated is fine.
Please be open to a real relationship with a real GENTLE NICE GUY!!
WHO IN THIS INSTANCE DOES NOT MIND FINISHING LAST!! LOL! LOL! LOL!
I'm not keeping my hopes up about getting any or many replies , but just one good one is what suffices.
I have pics to share if you send me one. Just don't feel like posting one due to my position at work.
About you:
Warning: if I cause displeasure cause you do not have the critirias I search for – don't hate yourself and
please don't reply with delusional beliefs thinking I would reply to you. Cause I most certainly will but
ultimately in the end you'll be wasting your time and most importantly you'll be wasting my time and
thats something we both don't need. I thank you in advance!
I am seeking to find a wonderful young lady between the age of 21 and 33 who is “thin” or “athletics”
so with all the respect in the world if your big bonded or obese this add is not for you.
I am the kind of person who likes to follow his own path (self-employed and stubborn) and makes his own rules. I am open to see what happens and whoever answers this add. My current passion is working on developing compounds for seed germination and also developing a website for buying and selling agricultural products in Asia.
I am pretty healthy for my age, a benefit of great genetics and using my bicycle a lot.
Please don't be shy to answer if you are interested ... I had a wonderful realtionship with a great lady from China this year, unfortunately she had to return to China.
My sister calls me a drama King, we argue and I argue her girlfriends, Ive always been an annoying younger brother taking shots at her attractive female friends. Since I have grown up around older women it's clear I became more mature over time in a quite rapid mannerism
I am seeking a Woman who actually happens to be:
mature
warmth in a genuine smile
a beautiful posessor of authenticity
well-read or up to date on worldly and current affairs
generous in charity
sincere
trustworthy
in good hygene
Personally, I do hate it when women are extra extra caring on me or tries to change me from my imperfections or short-comings. I DONT WANT A WOMAN TO CHANGE ME, LET ME CHANGE FOR THE BETTER ON MY OWN. POINT OUT MY FAULTS, SHOW ME THINGS THAT I DIDNT EVER NOTICE ABOUT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTICING ME...
I really dislike it if someone tried to shape me even though I am a challenge, I know im not someone you can wrap around your finger however I prefer someone who can be critical of me minus the attempts to mother me.
Yes, I do run away from a woman who mothers me. The ones who get my attention are the tougher types at heart--you happen to be sweet and sensitive but you really stand up to me when I challenge you, like you say something that's wittier than what I threw in your face. It builds affection in me and captures my attention.
About me (in terms of my personal life which shouldnt entirely be what you base your attraction for someone over):
I am 5'11'' (yes I have hair)
athletic
NEVER tried yoga (but do want to very soon)
I dont eat Sushi (unless you somehow persuaded me)
Im not a Liquid Nutrition type
Yes, I am educated and am persuing doctoral studies
I eat well
Love Chocolate but Caramel im not crazy about
Love independent films
Am a photographer
spoken word artist
so here are a few questions for you:
Are you a poet or do u just read it?
are u philosophical?
what's your insight?
do u read?
do u talk? debate?
agree to disagree?
joke around?
do you Laugh a lot?
I have had no luck with relationships whatsoever,
and I have even worse luck just getting a date.
Believe it or not, I am not looking for sex.
I am just seeking someone to talk to, someone to hold,
someone to send cute txt msgs to, someone to care about,
someone to look forward to seeing. Someone to share my ups and downs with.
I am really not demanding, I will accept anything, anyone and any situation.
I just really really crave a female presence in my life.
There is just too much testosterone around me.
If I want to be in your arms and cry because of something, I want
to know I can. I just want to be me, I really just want to be me.
Let me be me with you.
I can provide pics upon request, I can assure you, you wont be disappointed.