Good evening Agent 001. Before reading, be sure the area has been secured.
I am actually looking for a girlfriend to go to the movies with. I think this story helps. Please contact me through e-mail.
Good evening 001. Your mission, see you choose to accept it, is to make contact with this 35 year old, 6’ – 185 lbs, short dark hair, brown eyed, single man mentioned in this profile. We believe that this individual has plans to steal a certain woman’s heart. Who’s? It is not clear at this time. We have been informed that he has an easy-going, playful, affectionate, mischievous, personality and enjoys laughter and intelligent people. In order to get close to him, we suggest you use one or more of his favorite things: short skirts, dark theaters, blockbuster movies, popcorn and candlelight anything.
For your mission you are to learn as much as you can about him. If you succeed at winning his trust he may just meet you in person. Next, you will then need to rendezvous with him at a location and time that is convenient for you both. Do not be afraid to bring on the charm. Be warned 001, he will try to steal your heart.
For security reasons we have chosen you for this assignment. We strongly believe that you are exactly the kind of woman he would be attracted too. He enjoys the company of single, caucasian women, 25 years and older. Your sharp, relaxed, trouble-free personality, along with your, intelligence, wittiness, kindness, non-judgmental attitude, warmth, and sometimes silly disposition will give you that advantage you will need to successfully complete this mission.
Remember 001 this mission will not be easy. We have confidence that you will succeed where many other agents have failed. As always, should you get caught with short skirt and great looks, possibly in a dark theater sharing a bag of popcorn, or if you get stuck with him over-night, the Secretary of State will disavow all knowledge of your actions (if you wish).
Good luck Agent 001
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- Location: Ville Saint Laurent
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests