I'm 29, very sarcastic, with a kick ass personality. I do have my life together and hoping to find the same. I've never met anyone off the net before but thought , hey why not give it a try. I'm a full time firefighter with a Master degree.I have alot more pic and a web cam if you wanna chat, i could add you to msn. The pictures that are on are a few years old.... I love to flirt and talk dirty must be the sarcasm. I don't usually message people on here, usually wait for them to send me a message if there interested... So if you do get a message from me, i would feel very special! I do have my life together and hoping for one person to peak my interest... These pictures are about 2 years old so if you wanna see current pictures will have to chat on msn.. don't really want to post or say alot on a dating site... I am looking for a long term relationship, not looking for a one night stand, way to easy to find that!! if you think i'm the type of guy you would want to hang out in public with, or take home to you're mom, give me a shout! ( oh and you're mom will love me) I live in Vancouver bc, but i'm moving to MONTREAL in 3 weeks for work. I would love to meet one girl from the net and go from there.. I do love to make out. Once AGAIN, please send me a nice message, i get alot of messages from spam... it's funny how many fake messages i get from people wanting me to send them money overseas? i mean thats so funny.... yeah im sure i'm going put my credit card on the net and give it to a stranger.... yeah!!!! i'm not a moron. if i don't see any pictures from you do not even answer me.. don't send me an email and say oh im hot but i don't have any pictures to send you... so if your an outgoing person with there life together then please send em a message.. i do like older women, only because there mature... hope i can find a kick ass girl.. I've never been to MONTREAL before and would love the chance to meet a really cool person to show me around the town and have a good time!! if for some reason we click, would love to have a good make sec... lol.. ok maybe i do, or maybe i don't!! i wil be arriving to town on NOV 29, so if you have time and wanna get to know this great guy with his life together, then send me over a message
Jeff
And fyi... i'm so not a player at all, i'm actually the most normal person you will ever meet in your life.. I'm a straight shooter, and i tell it like it is...
To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle,
I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least. This is where things got crazy. I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse. I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death. WTF Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-**** o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that you're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.
Sincerely, Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.
*** made up this story *** told you, i'm very sarcastic
- Location: MONTREAL
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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